My blog description says quite clearly that Don't Forget the Avocados is not a food blog. However, the time has come, the walrus said, to talk of other things. Of ships and seas and sealing wax, and cabbages and... scones.
I generally cook and bake rather well (to misquote Mrs. Elton from the movie Emma, "My friends say that I certainly know how to make a cookie"). However, success in two areas of baking has historically eluded me. My first problem is with scones. They just don't turn out. The recipe will say to add "enough" cream. I add cream. But how much is enough? How much is too little? In the end, my scones have always tasted of baking powder or had an unfortunate texture. This is very sad, particularly when the failure of a scone is accompanied by the loss of the perfectly good chocolate chips or dried cranberries that I put into it.
However, recently I was inspired to try again.
And, hooray and hallelujah, the oven light has shone. My scones now turn out. They are delicious. They are moist, blueberry-y and nice. Here is the lovely recipe. I don't bother with the glaze (I think it would make them too sweet, anyway) and I definitely follow the advice of grating the frozen butter. I also put a bit more cream in than specified in the recipe.
|This is the one that turned out.|
My second challenge is in the arena of the pie crust. The part where I add ice water is as confusing as the part where I add cream to a scone. My crusts have heretofore been too tough. However, for my most recent pie crust, I used half butter and half vegetable shortening. Hooray. It worked.
I have been spending quite a bit of time on Pinterest, thinking about Christmas ornaments and Advent decorations that I could make. So far, I have made this little duck from this pattern. What do you think? I wish the head were a bit bigger. It looked fine until I stuffed it.
I want to make a set of ornaments for a Jesse/Advent tree. The idea is that there should be one ornament for each day of Advent, and the ornament should tie-in with the Scripture reading for that day.
|(Here's the Source)|
I've noticed that the ornaments displayed online by various Catholics seem to cover the story of the Bible (creation, Moses, etc.). However, I think that I would like my ornaments to correspond with the daily readings from the Treasury of Daily Prayer. The challenge is that some of those readings are difficult to illustrate with a felt ornament. How does one illustrate Old Testament passages about imminent judgement, especially once one has already created an ornament with swords and spears? Any suggestions?
Speaking of Pinterest.... You know how in old Miss Marple books by Agatha Christie, Miss Marple is aware of other ladies' pregnancies at an uncanny date, and it turns out that she has seen them purchasing a baby book in the book store? It occurs to me that if Christie were writing today, Miss Marple would notice that a not-yet-facebook-offically-pregnant friend has created a new Pinterest board about maternity fashion or nursery decoration.
Random thought: In America, we have mail carriers who bring the mail to our mailboxes. The British, in contrast, receive the post in the postbox. Yet we Americans have a postal office instead of a mail office. Why is this?
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That duck is adorable! I've been pinning ornament ideas for this year, but the big kids made it REALLY easy on me and requested a pink bear and a snowman (the same snowman that I made my sister last year which took almost no time). I just have to sit down and make a list of what everybody gets, but then I remember that it's October... Ah well, might as well plan ahead!ReplyDelete
A snowman sounds nice and swift. I always find it easier to feel motivated to actually do stuff either well ahead (early enough so that I can feel a pleasant sense of being virtuously prepared) or last minute (when I feel a less-pleasant feeling), so early is good as far as I'm concerned!Delete
I love the duck. I am super impressed that you made it.ReplyDelete
I agree-- it's amazing!Delete
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Oh, that scone recipe sounds so good...! Thanks for posting the link. (Her photography makes me drool, too.)ReplyDelete
Also, I love those Jesse tree ornaments!! Wish I could make anything so polished...
Yes, her site is dangerous. I haven't loved all her recipes, but they are still great inspiration.Delete
For imminent judgement... scales? Those balance scales that symbolize justice, not fish scales or piano scales.ReplyDelete
I haven't made scones since I moved away from WI and a friend who also loved them. My family doesn't feel the scone love. Hmm. Maybe if I started a book club I'd have a reason to make them. :-9
Definitely. Scones and book clubs seem made for each other.Delete
Yes, scales would certainly work. I wonder what the theological impact on a small child would be if they spend Advent thinking about judgement? Presumably the ornaments would emphasize the concept in a way that the readings alone would not, for a little kid, at least.
They already get hit with the "naughty or nice" judgement from Santa Claus, so I think a little theological discussion of judgement would not be amiss. Tempered with lots of Gospel, of course.Delete
True enough. :-)Delete
My intro to scones was an oatmeal one. . . made easily with melted butter.ReplyDelete
And. I have the answer to all pie crust woes. The answer is lard. It really makes the very best pie crust. (Don't believe anybody that gives you a recipe using oil and orange juice.) I also put a tiny splash of vinegar in the ice water. I learned about lard from the best pie crust makers on the planet, two lady-sisters in our congregation who were raised in an orphanage. If you believe nothing else I type ever in this world, remember that lard is the answer. Real lard. Not hydrogenated. Or partially.
There's still a learning curve with making pie crust, and there will be a few failures. Don't let it stop you. It's a worthy skill to have.